Back baby! I'm so back!

Darlings! It's been too long. So much has been going on in my life.

Firstly, I moved back home. Yep, I'm back in jolly ole England. Don't ask me where because I'm not telling *giggle*! Just let it be known that my Canadianised British accent is slowly working its way back to English only. Hehehe. And that's not a typo in there. We spell "ised" like that over here so get lost American spellchecker!!!

I left Canada to come back home for a few years and study and to spend time with my family. I plan on returning to the Great White North in a few years, but for now, I want to have adventures in my own country.

I need to get my website back up and running again before I can do much else, because otherwise you can't pay for a call with me and that's not much good really, is it? With the rules of the UK being much stricter, there may be things that I'm not legally allowed to do, such as ageplay. But we have the gorgeous and amazing Rikki to provide such things to you. Besides, she sounds about 12 anyways and I don't.

I've been told my blog is a little too steamy for freeview, so I'm going to put my dirtier thoughts in a podcast that you lovely horny fellas will have to pay a tiny fee for. But you like to listen to me say "naughty" and "oh so dirty" in THAT accent, don'tcha. :o)

Kisses on all your pink parts. Watch this space.

K.

Rain, rain!

Wow, it's finally raining in Canada...and I mean a good rainfall. I've loved the hot weather, but I'm also glad to see rain and bit of a cooling off. I'm so tempted to just strip off and go run outside in my birthday suit. Hehehe! I'm sure you'd all love to see that too.

I have a friend coming to visit me from the UK. I'm sure we will be getting up to all sorts of dirty adventures. I can't wait!

I just can't sleep...

This heatwave just seems to make me too horny. I pleasure myself over and over but to no relief.

I need to hear your voice...I need to hear your dirtiest secrets. Please tell me your fantasies so that I can be fulfilled.

Please................do your worst.

It's so hot...

Wow, summer weather already. Doesn't it just make you want to strip off? I know I did. I was with some friends over the weekend and we were out in the park...don't ask. It involved booze (oh come on - like that really surprises you!)

It was a beautiful warm night. I was wearing some flimsy top and no bra. My chest was gleaming with sweat and my top was sticking to me. One of the girls pointed out that you could see my nipples. I immediately pranced around excitedly showing them off. She walked up to me, pulled down my top and started to suck on my nipples!!! Just like that! It was amazing. It sent a shiver down my spine.

We were with a few guys and some girls. All of them looked at the pair of us as she was playfully biting my nipples - with me lost somewhere in ecstasy. One of the guys came over and grabbed my face and started making out with me, very heavily. The girl continued to play with my breasts. As he kissed me hard, he pushed himself up against me. I could feel his hard cock up against my leg.

The girl then undid his pants and went down to the floor. She took his cock out slowly and licked her lips. As she took it deep into her mouth, the guy yanked his head back and moaned gently. She looked at me with the best "fuck me" eyes I have ever seen, took it out of her mouth for a second and said "here Karyna, come have a taste".

I dropped down to the floor immediately. She placed his cock between us and we started to lick and suck his cock. Most of the time our mouths would meet and we would kiss with his cock wedged between us. Then we would resume licking his cock on each side, taking long strokes with our tongues.

She then pushed my head down onto his cock, until it was firmly wedged deep into my throat. I gagged a little and saliva started to come out, but I was too into the moment to stop. I let him fuck my mouth while she continued to lick his cock. As he mumbled about wanting to cum, she slipped underneath and started to lick his balls.

Just as he was about to cum, I moved my mouth away from the shaft. I wanted to see him spurt onto my lips. He made the most amazing noise and shot a massive load into my eager open mouth. It dripped down my chin and landed on the girl. She jumped up and grabbed my face and made out. It was a cum-guzzly wet make out session. And it was the best...

Hello and shout out!

Hey, me again.

I wasn't around last week because I had a friend over from the UK. Unfortunately, no touching happened and I was a very good girl. I know, booooo eh?

I plan to be around all this weekend. Happy fluffy bunny day BTW. Gotta give a shout out to an old friend from the UK too. You know who you are. :-p

When can you cum with me?

I have a lot of guys commenting that they don't know when to find me. As a sexually charged free spirit I tend to just fly by the seat of my pants, although I realise that doesn't really help if you are trying to get a hold of me for some naughtiness. Soooooooo I have decided to set a schedule of when I should be around. :) I plan to be around Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights (think after 12am EST, which actually means it's the next day, but let's not obsess over those details...hehe!) as much as I can be. I also will likely be online some nights in the week too. Unfortunately, as I do have another job, my times online are pretty much dictated by my other job.

If you want me though, feel free to schedule time with me. I can be found at abritishtart@gmail.com

Happy cumming! K.

Steamy stuff...

This has been brought over from my other blog. I will put part 1 and 2 together this time.

Part 1

I've recently befriended a girl from Toronto. She's a real girly girl and I love going to the bars with her as she is sooooooo pretty and such a flirt with the guys. We've just been platonic friends and hanging out, however, yesterday (Friday night) we decided to get our dance on at the clubs. Afterwards we stumbled to her condo, semi-drunk and sweaty. Giggling, we made our way up the stairs, chatting about all the guys we had rubbed up against on the nightclub dancefloor and how many erections we had left behind and how daft we were for coming away empty-handed. We had been hit on so many times that night, but we had agreed to keep our hands off...or at least not to bring them back that night.
I slumped myself on her couch once we made it to her place and asked if I could shower, as I felt so damn sweaty. Once in the shower, I lathered myself with her wonderful scented products. So many scents: lilac, lavender, lemongrass, gardenia and jasmine. She really liked to spend a fortune on her luxury items! For a second I imagined her in the same place, lathering herself up, touching her most intimate places and I was instantly turned on. It was the first time I had even thought about her that way.
My thoughts were instantly interrupted when she entered the bathroom. I had not locked the door as she mentioned she might need something from there. I was behind the curtain anyway and I'm not shy about other girls seeing me naked. I turned off the shower and asked if she could pass me a towel. She jokingly told me I would have to come out and get it and so I opened the curtain and was about to step out dripping wet when she approached me smiling with a towel. She started to pat down my wet skin and them asked if I wanted some scented oil rubbed in. I joked and asked if she was going to do it and she grabbed the bottle and started to rub it into my arms and the top of my chest. She hesitated as she reached the top of my breasts. I giggled again, giving her a look that said "yeah, I blooming well dare you". She slowed down her pace and rubbed oil into my breasts. I was taken aback and gasped a little. My nipples that were hardening became instantly erect. I moaned gently as her fingers brushed passed them and then went lower and lower. Without hesitation this time, she went right down and pushed her fingers between my legs, motioning me to spread them apart slightly. She pressed down on my pussy with her two fingers and split them apart, exposing my inner parts and my clit. She then started kissing my belly button and gently brushing her tongue around it. Painfully slowly, she worked her way down to my pussy. When her tongue finally touched my pussy, I thought I was going to pass out.

Part 2

After working her way around my pussy, she took my hand and led me to the bed. My wet hair was still partly dripping, but this just seemed to turn her on more. She pushed me onto the bed...yes really, she PUSHED me. I couldn't believe her dominance. She was eager and hungry for me and let me know that she had been waiting for this moment all night.
Once again she teased my pussy. She spread open my pussy lips and exposed my clitoris once again. She would work my thighs and stomach, gently kissing, just occasionally brushing my clit with her lips. I felt light headed as the constant euphoria washed over me. She didn't touch my pussy enough to let me cum but would work around it, making my whole body tingle with goosebumps.
She finally worked her way up to my mouth. I could taste my pussy juice on her lips. She kissed me gently and pushed her tongue into my mouth just so slightly. I could tell by the way she had worked herself on me that she had done this many, many times before. She just knew how to push my buttons. Slowly, but surely, she climbed on top of me. She pushed open my legs and started rubbing on my pussy with hers. I tried to reach down to feel her pussy and touch her breasts but she wouldn't let me. She was seducing me and would not let me do anything!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, she came hard. She arched her back and let out a sexy moan while her body jerked in the throes of orgasm. All it took was her to rub on my pussy to make her cum. This knowledge excited me and almost made me cum too. Damn I was so close! She rolled off me and lay on the side of me. Now she entered me with her fingers and used her thumb to expertly manipulate my clitoris. I was almost too shy to cum as this was the first time a girl had truly taken over me and seduced me. Usually it was a mutual thing. This girl was confident in her abilities to make me cum and this was overwhelming. Sensing this, she started to kiss me again gently, letting me know it was ok, I had all the time in the world. No pressure. This knowledge was all I needed. I came hard, feeling my pussy spasm on her fingers. My fingers gripping the sheets. I truly felt alive.